Veteran drag queen forces clubgoers to endure 12-minute Liza Minnelli medley

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"Trash alley. NOW."

Seasoned Sydney drag queen, Val Zheimers, has once again taken it upon herself to kill everyone's buzz by lip-synching to a set of broadway show tunes at the peak monging-out time of 1am.

As Val frailly took to the stage, Arq's party-goers collectively rolled their eyes; (an amazing feat considering most people's were well back into their head already.)

The "all-singing-all-weight-shifting" performance was punctuated by a final cringe-worthy wink to the crowd, which by then had been whittled down to all but three twinks visiting from Canberra who still maintain it was the best thing they had ever seen.

 

Sean Corcoran