“Two is not better than one” says gay community, for the first time ever

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Fans of RuPaul’s Dra—(bitch you know the rest), have been up in arms this weekend following the double crowning of the Trinity the Tuck and Monet the Sponge.

Whilst normally happy to accommodate two scepters in the room at the same time, the big result has left fans a different sort of gagged.

It should be said that the double coronation, whilst painful at first, has a chance of being slowly accepted by the gay community. But they will need time, willingness, and a shittone of lube.

Sean Corcoran