Twink can't remember which 'Daddy' in his contacts is his actual one

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Cedric knew this day would come. His appetite for older men combined with his 'flahzaydah' attitude to sexual admin has left him in quite a pickle.

Cedric had sent an SMS to whom he thought was his father asking about a dinner catch up, but received the reply: 'Only if you wear that polkadot jockstrap again.'

Oh dear.

Cedric is now stressfully filing through the 14 daddy-related contacts in his phone trying to ascertain just which one is his biological father.

His gut is telling him it's 'Daddyy' with two y's but it could also be 'Daddy Dearest', or even 'Papa Bear.'

Despite his father living in the Shire, he's pretty sure it's not 'Daddy Cronulla BIG.'

Goodluck Cedric. Hold off on all hole pics in the meantime.

Sean Corcoran