Sydney man unable to dump his Brazilian boyfriend for fear of his life

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Three months ago Gary made the fateful mistake of turning a one-night-stand with Enrique into a regular thing. Now he's fucked.

Blinded by his exotic charm and passionate screwing, Gary has found himself balls-deep in a fiery and emotional love affair with his Latin American lover.

Now wanting out of the relationship, Gary is considering his options.

It seems Gary can either stay with Enrique for the rest of his life, or dump him and be murdered. Passionately.

Gary discussed this dilemma with his close friends, however their lawyers told them not to comment and are now all locked up in safe-house at an undisclosed location.

It seems Gary is on his own.

RIP Gary.

Sean Corcoran