Spoilt for choice Euro-tripper returns home to same bunch of local ugmos

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Landing back in Sydney after a whirlwind tour of Europe, local man Chris has seen his world come crashing down after remembering that Sydney boys are alright I guess.

After weeks of fraternising with handsomely bronzed and authentically European men, plus even some weirdly attractive Brits, Chris has been solemnly reminded that his local 'talent' have just come out of winter and are hideously pale right now.

Chris plans to get his mind off this sad reality by booty-calling his usual FB Greg - a third-generation Portuguese-Australian whose only real connection to his sexy heritage is a weekly trip to Oporto.


Sean Corcoran