Quasimodo changes Grindr profile to “can’t host”

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Paris’ most thrashed sub bottom is today mourning the destruction of his very chic but undeniably medieval studio apartment.

‘Munchy hunchy’, as he’s known to the local gay community, thanks to his appetite for bell-ends, is reportedly upset about no longer being able to host hookups in his gothic tower of gobbies.

It’s safe to say that Quasi, famous for his perpetual posture of submission, will now have to travel if he wants to get a ding-a-ling in his ring-a-ding.

Sean Corcoran