Potts Point man hits new low by waking up in Zetland after a night out
Joseph's hangover is nothing compared to the shame he feels after waking up in the Crane Horizons apartment block in Zetland last Sunday morning. Ground floor.
He regrettably ended up there after a suspiciously long cab ride with the "youngest-looking" bartender at Palms - whom he'd picked up earlier - but failed to properly screen.
"Babes I'm gunna be late to brunch" said Joseph to his housemate over the phone. "I don't even know if Uber works out here."
Safe to say anywhere out of the bubble was not on-brand for Joseph, and this was arguably worse than that time he rode one of those lime bike things over the bridge for a Grindr hookup on a Tuesday night.
At that moment, Joseph locked eyes with a pigeon on the side of the road - who appeared to be looking right back at him. Almost like he knew he didn't belong there.
"BABES, EVEN THE PIGEONS HERE ARE FUCKED. If I don't make it back alive, tell the straight boys at Rusty Rabbit I love them."