Points Point couple name their new Dachshund puppies Laganga and Estranga respectively


"We think it suits our bitches perfectly."

After a thorough brainstorming session over a bottle of chardonnay and pack of Iced Vivos, long-term partners and Horizon-residents, Trevor and Lance, have decided to name their two six-week old dachshund puppies Laganga and Estranga.

"It was an incredidbly tough decision, and complete no-brainer at the same time", said Trevor.

"We threw some other names around like Ellen and Portia, Liza and Barbra, and Left and Right (after Ricky Martin's pecs.)"

"But with our new pets being literal bitches, we feel like the final decision is perfect."

Sean Corcoran