Pixar announces Toy Story 4 to include new character 'Anal Beads'
"In order to sustain the series, we had to introduce toys that Andy wouldn't get bored of."
Never one to shy away from controversy, Pixar Animation Studios has today announced the addition of sex toy characters in the upcoming Toy Story 4.
"Our films have always been for adults as much as they are for kids", explained Pixar CEO Steve Brown. "But with the new characters of Anal Beads, Douchey, and Nip Clip, we're really hoping to capitalise on the highly lucrative pink dollar - whilst still leveraging the popularity of the current brand."
Brown says yet another sequel is already in the works, with Woody reportedly set to finally have his 'Brokeback moment' with Mr Potato Head.