Naive young gays visiting from Melbourne hit up the Beresford on a Saturday. Bless.


"I told you we should've gone to Stonewall."

Fitzroy power-twinks James, Cam and Phoenix found their boys weekend getting off to an underwhelming start as they fruitlessly cruised The Beresford last Saturday afternoon.

"Do you think we're too early?" squeaked James, whilst nursing a cosmo he hadn't ordered ironically.

"A whole day early", replied an intuitive bartender looking them up and down. "Tomorrow night's your night. It's just a few chicks and a whole bunch of rugby meatheads who'd stick it in anything tonight."

"I think we'll stay", the boys replied.

Sean Corcoran