Man enjoys pre-Mardi Gras bowl of air for lunch

bowl.jpg

With just two days until Mardi Gras, Simon is taking his diet to the next level by consuming a healthy soup of two parts hydrogen, one part oxygen.

As a treat afterwards, Simon will insert two M&Ms into his nostrils and breathe deeply for 5 minutes, before blowing them out.

It seems with LGBTQI rights having come so far in the last few years, gay men have now taken to oppressing themselves.

"The first step in celebrating gay rights", says Simon, "is denying myself my own right to lunch."

The Pink Verandah would love to join Simon on this challenge but KFC just announced a $10 bucket of popcorn chicken so NUP.

Sean Corcoran