Gay clubgoer calls it a night by pulling out lipstick with his own name on it


Platinum gay, Joey, has really outdone himself this weekend by letting his friends know he's leaving ARQ at the premature time of 1am by whipping out a lipstick with his own name on it.

His posse of yet-to-pull friends were understandably gagged, as Joey shockingly announced "I'm going home. I got blown in the bathroom. I feel like a winner."

The #allstars3 reference might seems like a lot of effort for a casual Saturday night exit, but you are forgetting that Joey is a gay man and attention is his oxygen.

We salute you Joey. This level of extra is truly inspired.

Sean Corcoran