Bodyline unveils its new premium invitation-only venue: Omnia

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"It's definitely cleaner."

 

Darlinghurst poke-on-premises club and general late-night lol, Bodyline, has given Kings Cross residents a sneak peak of its new premium offering.

Omnia will be a multi-storey boinking factory for Potts Point's most affluent, servicing a growing demand to get down and dirty somewhere uppity and clean.

It is understood most rooms have already been reserved for upwards of twelve months, however temporary visitors will still be able to experience tasteful interiors, high pressure showers, Aesop lubricant, and for those who play their cards right, breakfast the next day.

Visitors won't be charged an entry fee, but will instead need to liase with Omnia's innovative virtual receptionist, Grindr, in order to be let inside.

Sean Corcoran