Man considers if an ARQ membership is worth the shame


"So it's come to this..."

Following 10 years of of regular ARQcidents, local party boy, Matt, has been considering ditching his dignity in lieu of an official ARQ membership.

"I know I'm a trashbag, but do I really need laminated proof?" pondered Matt, whilst lying on his bed staring up the signed Young Divas poster on his ceiling.

Matt pulled an excel spreadsheet together to examine the cost efficiencies of the membership, and try and add a sense of legitimacy to his pitiful dilemma.

Ironically, if Matt does become a member he'll have a faster chance of picking up by being able to skip the line, but also a lesser chance if anyone notices him doing it.

Sean Corcoran